-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
(Source: french-tea, via accio-ashllleyftw)
6:26 am • 21 October 2014 • 452,727 notes
Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
1:25 pm • 18 October 2014 • 84,633 notes
My dog understands what a text tone is and the minute someone texts me he comes and cuddles.
7:37 am • 18 October 2014 • 1 note